so, decided to go to the spa yesterday. i needed some R and R after getting stood up on a valentines date. basically i'd planned on taking this girl to megabowl followed by a Greggs buffet....but she didn't show.....what the flip!? who doesn't show up to a Greggs buffet? anyways when i got to the spa all that shizzit was forgotten when i spied these 4 honeyz sudding themselves in the bubble pool.....
being a quick thinking monkey i high tailed it over to the local cost cutters and picked up a few (cheap) bottles of cava. i propositioned the ladies into letting me get into the pool with them, at first they seemed hesitant, but after five or six bottles and some rohypnols they seemed to come around to the idea...
the honeyz started to loosen up and we were soon all having the time of our lives.......
i decided to call out for some takeaway and got in some burgers, hotdogs and fries. plus a few cokes to wash it all down with....the ladies were very taken with the hotdogs.......foot longs, foot longs girls....
just call me andy whorehole................oh sweet baby jebus!
me and whatsername...er natasha...er no, eh whatever names don't matter well me and the blonde snuck into the hot room and ate some spicy burgers while the other girls played hunt the banana fish in the bath
finally after a few hours the girls were wrinkling up and also sobering up so they went home. i took this one back to my pad and well.....use your flippin imagination........all in all a great valentines!!
laters losers
M.M.M
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