scams

you ever recieve those emails from an african relative claiming your great uncle bajembay died in a plane crash and all you have to do is send your account details to them to get $100,000,000....

..well you should really reply to them cause i am hard up right now and could do with the cash..this monkey's gotta eat!

anyway, cause you guys are all too wise to my african scheme i am trying out these instead.
number one, i am blind, please spare some change
number two, i have slipped on your property and broke my arm and will see you in court unless you want to pay me right now and save us both a lot of trouble

let me know which is the most convincing and that is the one i will try, maybe you are a scam artist and wanna go into business? let me know. (by work together i mean i will steal all your cash and do a runner, it's not like you can go to the cops over stolen money you shouldn't have in the first place....er don't read this bit)

M.M.M