Uncle Sanjay

Yo putzs, so, long time no speak. well i'm a busy fucking monkey, places to go, barbie's to bang....I know right....i'm awesome. so, ok you're thinking what the hell is the m man doing with a towel on his head and why is his usually flawless complexion suddenly spouting a sparkling zit?
Come on guys that's not me, it's my uncle Sanjay.
Sanjay came to life a few months back when Mcdonalds had their around the world promotion, remember that? Ahhhh, man, happy times.
Sanjay is a stand up guy, runs his own business, has a big family... yada...yada... so, over to Sanjay....

"Ahhhh, many greeting and salutations, I am not used to this blogging, oh no, in my country if we want to say something to someone who is not around we grab the nearest elephant and shout down his trunk... oh yes...haha... no, really, we use a phone.
If you are looking for some pickles or a lovely creamy korma then i'm your monkey....oh yes.... except mon-fri when I work in the store and at weekends when I oversee my many restaurants...oh yes.... prosperity comes to those who work seven days a week.
So I will keep this short and sweet like the desserts in my restaurant.
My wife is shouting me...apparently I forgot to feed the baby, in-between creating many secret recipes and saving the family from bankruptcy. How could I be so selfish?!
So my friends I will wish you many happy days and may the water of happiness flow ever upwards in the fountains of your heart.
Don't forget... life is like a jar of lime pickle...oh yes...unless you have a poppadom to spread it on the lime pickle is useless... oh yes.... I say again, useless."