all the trouble with the FBI etc was washed away in toy court yesterday. basically they were claiming i'd been running drugs across the mexican border into the USA. they got it all wrong and to be honest i DID think i was running drugs across the border. buuuut well tic tacs aren't drugs. what? i thought tic tacs were narcotics and was shoving them up my ass and taking them into the U.S. turns out tic tacs are just a low calorie mint. needless to say i was super pissed that i had wasted a lot of time and energy smuggling this shit when it isn't even illegal. I wasn't quite as pissed as the D.E.A who'd spent millions of tax dollars trying catch me only for it to all be a waste of time.
anyway in the end i am just happy i am not going to toy jail, enough stuff has been up my ass and i don't want to get raped by a toy lion or even worse toy elephant.
i decided to celebrate by getting some donuts. i stopped off in birmingham on the way home and went to the krispy kreme's donut theatre. basically the donut theatre is a place of great beauty and wonder. it's not one of those gay theatres where people prance around pretending to sing and act and shit. it's an awesome theatre where a conveyor belt of donuts move along and are cooked then glazed, then packed into boxes right infront of your eyes! not only that but you can then buy/steal the donuts that have just been freshly made.
i opted for a blueberry stuffed donut and got blue shit in my eye. it was red hot and stained my face and i am thinking of taking them to court. plus it made me look like i was wearing makeup like a frickin extra from braveheart or whatever. gay.
ok, just happy i am not going to jail and or getting raped
laters
M.M.M
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