morris milton morrison's theory on fast food and the holy trinity

for those reading this blog you will still only be just getting to know me. yes, i am a humble monkey. and though i may be used to the finer things in life...top class barbie doll hookers, fast toy sports cars made from lego and the finest sherbert cocain my monkey drug dealers have to offer i am not above fast food....unless i am literally suspended above a huge bucket of kfc about to gorge until i puke.....more on that another time. anyway i am loosing my thread...er....

yeh the holy trinity of fast food. this is a theory i have come up with in many a motorway service station while stuffing my stuffing with greasy fast food. basically if the christians can do it so can i and screw it all to hell if you find it offensive. ok so it goes as thus: colonel sanders is god, the burger king is jesus (gods son on earth sent down to save us from our salad eating sins and put to death by slimfast dieters, he was fried to death in a extra large industrial deep fat fish fryer) and ronald mcdonald last but not least is the holy ghost.

now, first off the reasons for this are as follows, the colonel has to be god! look at him, he's a freaking dude in a white suit with a beard! if you went up to the big pearly's after biting the big one while nashing on one too many super fat meat feast chicago towns you be pretty impressed if upon arriving the first thing you saw was the freaking colonel sat upon a mountain of chicken bones on a giant bargain bucket throne with secret recipe battered chickens for slippers!! yes! you would know for sure you had died and gone to heaven!

 and the burger king...king...king of the jews, king of the burgers! it's obvious, he has a crown and a beard and is the colonels representation here on earth.

as for ronald he's a bit pale and ghostly and looks ill so he is probably the holy spirit. plus no one has seen him for ages and you cant see the holy ghost so that proves it ( apart from in japan where i think he is still used by mcdonalds as a mascot, but over here he creeps people out so i haven't seen him in ages...and the hamburgler..what happened to him??)

anyways, there ya go douches it't that simple. now this order is not really an order of preference, personally my monkey chops love big macs the best. and i know what you are thinking, what about pizza express, frankie and benny's, nando's and all the rest of the fine fine eatery's this earth has to offer...well duh, the twelve disciples! that's were they come in, i can't be bothered to put them in order of name old matty mark luke john and the like, i'll leave that to you. this monkey is tired and hungry and has 12 donuts to eat. and as for my complete lack of correct punctuation and grammer/spelling or whatever i am a street monkey and crazy rapper/rock star. i dont dooooz correkt spellin....er yeh later putzillas

 M.M.M