Wednesday, 13 February 2013

Snow Day

so as usual it's crazy ass freezin, this is england, duh. so what better way for a handsome monkey like me to spend their wednesday....drinking hot chocolate while watching crappy daytime tv. marshmallows are optional but i suggest soaking them in rum (they absorb it perfectly) then adding them to the hot chocolate, that way no one knows and it looks like you are having a regular grandma style afternoon drink rather than the fact that you are a raging drunk watching murder she wrote and alan titchmarsh off ya face. they say it never rains but it pours, they obviously knew what living in england is like, today we have snow. did i go out and build a snowman i hear you ask? hell no, i will stay in doors all day, eating, drinking and watching crap tv until someone carries me to bed, where i will eat and drink and watch crap tv. roll on tomorrow y'all i'm planning on having a meal out for valentine's day. burgers and all that shizzit.

M.M.M

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