pancake day awesomenessness

 so losers! it's pancake day. now i am no sucker when it comes to pancakes, this shizzit has to be done right. first off you'll want to get your human slaves to make up some pancake mix, this is your basic flower egg n milk thang i believe. i dunno, that stuff isn't interesting to me, i'm more about the eating. anyways, put a little oil in the pan and pour in some mix when the pan is hot.

 now you can be brave and flip your pancake once it is firming up or.....

 use a spazzula and flip it that ways. whatever gets it done. if you drop it on the floor don't worry, remember the 5 second rule and just eat it anyways. if it's covered in dog hair throw it back on the floor and get a human slave to eat it. you can point and laugh at them while they do this, ya know, really make it humiliating....

 once your pancake is browning off you can flip it onto a plate and start thinking about what toppings you are going to use

 here we have some examples. seeing as i will be eating more than one pancake i am going to mix it up on each one. you can see a lemon here, for the traditional types, squeeze the lemon (or get one of your more sexy females to squeeze between their thighs..ya know spice it up a little) then sprinkle on some sugar and then eat it duh! now, to really do this right i am adding banana and toffee sauce......it's gotta have banana on it dammit!!!!

 try not to eat all the banana before putting it on the pancake no matter how tempting it is.....

 oh sweeeeeet jebus........feed it to me!!!!! aaaaargh mmmmmmmm *drool*

 after several pancakes i often get a little bloated, so i use a basic banana eye mask and chill the flip out for a bit. i like to digest mentally and physically the awesomeness that just happened.
once you are well rested you can go back for more

this is just me but for the last pancake i like to roll it into a cigar and just smoke the fucking thing! it's truly an epic day. i think that pancake day has some religious meaning but i don't know. who cares. all i care about is eating and getting my eat on.

for added fun you can mix illegal drugs in with the sugar and then offer it to the human slaves and watch them spaz out.

ok, enjoy!

M.M.M