how to win at scrabble

well my first piece of advice would be don't play. that way you can never lose, also this game has ruined friendships, split up loving couples and is on the brink of pushing the planet into thermo nuclear war...er yuh. if you HAVE to play you can easily win by cheating! yeh, just make up words, shakespeare did it all the time! and all the booky types like my cat friend bernard think he is awesome. if you cant make up words you can just distract people and steal their letters, or play on an un-even surface and knock the board towards the end of a game, no one will remember where all the pieces where and no one will have the will to start over...no one is that much of a sado-masochist!

anyway my advice would be don't play at all...it's a game based around words.....words are gay...

i would say just stay in until september cause that is when GTA 5 is out and everyone knows i am not going to really be living until i am living a life of crime on my xbox 360. sure real life is ok..but well, people always get super offended when my uncle tony and me kill barbie hookers after screwing them....i dunno! i say get with capitalism guys! the best transaction is one where you get the goods and services..use them for all they are worth and then get your damn money back even if you were happy with the service...anyway i can kill all the hookers on gta i want and not get in any real shit for it.......

cough......

M.M.M